I am quite disheartened by the fact that I do not get any comments on my stupid posts, but I have to go on and prove to the world that I can still write and spill shit no matter how the world reacts to it. That was one reason, another more reasonable reason will be that I am lacking some creativity in my new found corporate life so here I am spilling some nonsense, which I think is my creative portal.
I am just going through a phase where there is not too much to do in office and I haven't settled in the office so well that I can go flip-flop, hoo haa, yoo hoo, jingley mingley, yoodley doodley and all other kind of wierd combination of words that suggest that somebody is going crazy, so there are a certain set of activities that one can do to pass his/her time unless he/she has a damn good ability to sleep with his/her eyes open (by the way I am getting tired of this business of writing down both gender equivalents with a oblique sign in between so i will be sticking to his or he or lets say male gender. I dont care whatever the hell the women equality activists are going to say). So after a relatively long diversion from main topic lets focus on our original topic that is to time pass in office. So here are a certain set of instruction to pass time in office.
I am just going through a phase where there is not too much to do in office and I haven't settled in the office so well that I can go flip-flop, hoo haa, yoo hoo, jingley mingley, yoodley doodley and all other kind of wierd combination of words that suggest that somebody is going crazy, so there are a certain set of activities that one can do to pass his/her time unless he/she has a damn good ability to sleep with his/her eyes open (by the way I am getting tired of this business of writing down both gender equivalents with a oblique sign in between so i will be sticking to his or he or lets say male gender. I dont care whatever the hell the women equality activists are going to say). So after a relatively long diversion from main topic lets focus on our original topic that is to time pass in office. So here are a certain set of instruction to pass time in office.
- On the first observation of a symptom of free time you look for your new colleagues who you feel is free, and can gather enough courage to go out and have a coffee. The bigger the lot the better
- Then after finding a suitable coffeemate you go to the canteen on the 2nd floor, talk with canteen vendor about the most stupid things ever possible in the world, then order something which will last for at least 10-15 mins and settle down on a table
- After settling at the table take a look around to see the people around you. If there is anybody from the office go and join him and start talkin with him, otherwise get on with your coffeemates and start bitching about various things at works. I must say bitching is one of the best things to relate to your new colleagues and befriending them.
- Then after about 20 mins come back to your desk quietly and start orkutting. For all those people who are working in companies where orkut is blocked:-"Your life is a shithole. Quit your job today".
- When you get bored of orkut try engaging other people in friendly chats on skype where you can kick asses!!!
- If still you have more free time try blogging for a while
- Even after that if you have free time then you can do two things
- You repeat the other activities chronologically
OR
- Quit the Job because there is no need for you in the company and probably they are going to fire you in near future.
Caution: Kindly keep a window open in explorer which is at least remotely related to work area so that you quickly change to it if you see your boss approaching you.
Disclaimer: The author takes no responsibilities if the activities described above result in getting you fired.
Disclaimer: The author takes no responsibilities if the activities described above result in getting you fired.
