The irony of my life -Even Janie's got a gun, then why don't I ?

I feel this post is going to be slightly unconventional in a way that it will not be regular load of crap I write (I took me 30 seconds to figure out the correct spelling of 'write' here, alternatives including wright, right, wite. My logic train has certainly derailed). I know this post is after a very long time and my readers would have been eagerly waiting for this (Please somebody tell me how to make really sarcastic smiley here). It may have been due to absence of that certain dash of creativity that overwhelms you and then you have to write a post or your mind will explode (please i am in dire need of those smileys). I would like to dedicate today's rambling to life in this place. I am quite sure if i had a gun i would have been on road rampage shooting all those idiots who i think are idiots. Good thing that at least common people don't have an access (Again! somebody please correct me if this spelling is wrong. I am all confused in zillions of spellings of 'access') to guns. I am refraining from elaborating on word idiot since almost everybody once in his lifetime will fit in my definition.

Few random thoughts
1) I am in search of some good book/novel which will give me at least an iota of incentive to do something other than sleeping at home.
2) One gentleman requested me to get a life after reading my blog. To that anonymous gentleman:- I am sorry I tried but failed miserably, i guess the demand queue is too long for people who want to get a life. I am sure that anonymous person must have thought that if he had revealed his identity then i would have grabbed his ass to get a life. Wise man that anonymous person.
3) Deja vu is an awesome movie. Please go to hall to watch that one with your to be BF/GF.You will certainly get loads of opportunities to make-out while watching that movie. And if you are single then i would rather suggest butting your head in walls or of course you know who than to watching this movie.
4) On a serious note, Read this "Ray Kennedy -the football legend". An article which also reflects on seriousness of Parkinson's disease which i did not realise earlier.

Now MFHGHY. ;)...Ohh and I forgot to mention that my net connection sucks and it is being managed by shitty assholes. Again reiterates that i badly need a gun.