So wassup Pal!!!

I wouldn't be lying if I say i like my job. I know most people do not like their jobs but I like mine. Yet there may be other aspects of jobs i dont like. For example when your college buddy calls up and asks "hey pal wassup?"...............................there is a long pause before you start uttering words
"Ummmm.....welll........errrr......
Really there's not much to say infact there is nothing to say. I am not allowed to talk about my projects because they are company's intellectual capital so I cant talk about the brilliant work i am doing ( that is an euphenism to hide the kind of work you are doing because somewhere you think your buddy might be doing a better work. The grass is always greener on other side). Other than that I dont have anything in life to talk about because I pretty much do 3 things in a day: sleep, eat, work, not necessarily in any order. so I cant talk about dreams because 1) they will be mighty boring 2) they might be quite explicit to your taste 3) I dont remember them. I can talk about what i eat, but talking about eating makes me feel hungry and i dont want to feel hungry because my job doesnt allow me to burn calories so I am getting fatter and eating more will make me even more fatter. So thats it reallyfrom my side. So wassup on your side??"
Other side " Zzzzzz"
Thats how a typical conversation goes with somebody you talk regularly but not face to face.
I some times wish i had a dog so then when a friend of mine called up asked " wassup mate" i will say " Ma dog! he is up because of hearing my cell phone ringer when you gave me a ring". I forgot to tell the readers that i will set up an ultrasonic ringtone on my cell then.
Just wondering if its ultrasonic ringtone then how can i hear it!!!! :>